SKOOLIES AT SIMONS

Jing j'BAM!

that was JAmes. heh SWORD.
seeya

now JAmes will write a short piece:


As the sun goes down, and in the morning,
we will remember those who love only the rocks and very sand that forms our existence
if not for the edges of this earth on which we breed and where we also look up excessive amounts of lesbian porn.

oops spaghetti

anyhow embo is SO rood that she looked up PRON

and then ali's mum called and WAIT i feel another piece coming on

We sit in Simon's house.
MAN he is a louse.
But it's ok
cos its SATURday
and it is very grouse.

Skoolies is on and it is fine
we play Xbox and then we dine
all day long
we sing our song
and there is no bong (thanks shaun)

tho there are occasional oblong.

i'm BORED NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

but COME to skoolies

back to you embo ANCHORMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN lesbians

JAESUS whats that all about. i need a new font. a personalised font. cos i am KINGKONG KOOL. :D
bbeeeep bopp bopp beepp weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee METRONOME
now we will compile a list of rude words...
1. uterus
2. incubus (COOME TO SKOOLIES TO READ THE DEFINITION FOUND AT SKOOLIES IN SIMONS HOUSE)
3. feeler
4. PRON
5. denley naked
6. cunt ( by the way DONT EVER google that on images with safe search switched off) I MEAN IT look what happened to JAmes. and us.
7. the island LESBOS where the locals are lesbians
8. phaggot
9. sperm
10. Peanuts panties

OK JAmes is back with the font commonly known as GEORGIA. I say it is quite educated, innit. Cuppa?

Now see here I have encoded a secret apology note below and it is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to decode it, hence. DECODE at will(y-hahhahhahhah)
PENIS (just for sammie. laugh. embo)

nonono see here JAmes doesnt saye words like that, they are scientific and go in holes.

now here is my messaget:

congratulations YOU DECODED TO MESSAGET! Well done, you have successfully visited embo's blog! a world first, a rare achievement! Now see here embo is a lesbian but she says she isn't but WAIT this was meant to be an apology.

So I shalll apologize in poem.

We are sorry,
sorry,
sorry,
We are sorry,
sorry today.
and dont get hit and die from a lorry. (on the way to simons WHOS HOUSE YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO. CRAP you arent drive-blogreading again are you? you can get JAILED for that. NASTY. )

This marks the end of our apology and now you can forgive us and also give us food in the form of LEBANESE QUICHE.

THankyou and goodnight
-embo
-world class lesbian

-tHe HolLiDaYs-

FiRsT up HaOmiES i'd Like u 2 see SOmE LYRICS frOm EmInemiNeminEm.........

The way u shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't neva seen an ass like that
the way u move it
u make my p-pee go
d-doing doingdoing


ANNND NOOOOOOW.. i'd like to tell you what i have been doing since FRIDAY JULY 1st @ 5pm (when my horrible nursing exam based on the likes of MRS DIX, MRS PRU ECLAMPSIA & MR ARTHUR EZE was CEASed!)

FRIDAY (after 5pm) i went to MiA's where i watched her draw. and also i drew a bird. then i went to the movies with my friend eMma L & we saw WEDdInG DatE.

on SATURDAY i had a family photo WOOOOOOT these are life changing experiences guys and girls and then i went shopping where i made not one, not even TWO but 3 purchases! first a blue top. then a black top. AND THEN SOME SUPPPER KOOL KINGKONG KOOL KNEE HIGH PIRATE SOCKS. which i am still wearing tonight. SHIt what i mean no Im NOT they are in the WasH what kind of person do you think i am someone who only showers when its absolutely necassary ????? darr what were u thinking weeiner. speaking of weiners i happened to then WORRRK on saturday night making subalicious SUBWAY SUBS and i haD NO visitors!!!! cough cough the only loyal visitor is shaun.

noW for a quick LessON on the days of the WEek....MONDAY tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday monday OH SHit yes SUNDAY i went to the place of my dreams...(YE S LITERALLY) i went to SUBWAY to eat fresh. NOt. i went there to SLAve for SLAVE wage also known as TRAinEEShip Wage. after that suckkiness i was pleasantly surprised becOS MATT came over and THEN we went to BOdiES mansion to watch....or not watch....the DVD caitlin made or i assume she has made!

MONDAY followed SUNday as usually happens in my average run of the mill week, and so it was time to go to guess where no wait dont its too predictable. but yes for u dummies i went to SUBWAY again. but after that came something that I have been WAITING 2 terms for.. (no kelly its not a shower) .....My SUPER WICKKKED friend AMY came back from PERTH for some HOLLIDAYS! so i was loving that. and i also i saw MATT :D so i was loving that too.

TODIZZLE (today) i went to SUBWAY woot why dont i just move in there. they have a shower u know. the lesbians and i oh wait no never mind dont go there. from 4 til 5 i coached gymnastics with a supper dooper mate my friend JENNO! Tonizzle i went to what is known within the year 7 mercedes community as DAte with the DIstinguished where i saw lots of year 7s including my brother talk about famous people liek the drummer buddy rich. WOOT. and now im here on everybody's favourite MSN and the most UNTOUCHED blog ever.

i would just like to say one thing............................................................
NASTY!
and thats ALL
seeya dudes
i shall blog again soon luv EmBo :D