SKOOLIES AT SIMONS

Jing j'BAM!

that was JAmes. heh SWORD.
seeya

now JAmes will write a short piece:


As the sun goes down, and in the morning,
we will remember those who love only the rocks and very sand that forms our existence
if not for the edges of this earth on which we breed and where we also look up excessive amounts of lesbian porn.

oops spaghetti

anyhow embo is SO rood that she looked up PRON

and then ali's mum called and WAIT i feel another piece coming on

We sit in Simon's house.
MAN he is a louse.
But it's ok
cos its SATURday
and it is very grouse.

Skoolies is on and it is fine
we play Xbox and then we dine
all day long
we sing our song
and there is no bong (thanks shaun)

tho there are occasional oblong.

i'm BORED NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

but COME to skoolies

back to you embo ANCHORMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN lesbians

JAESUS whats that all about. i need a new font. a personalised font. cos i am KINGKONG KOOL. :D
bbeeeep bopp bopp beepp weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee METRONOME
now we will compile a list of rude words...
1. uterus
2. incubus (COOME TO SKOOLIES TO READ THE DEFINITION FOUND AT SKOOLIES IN SIMONS HOUSE)
3. feeler
4. PRON
5. denley naked
6. cunt ( by the way DONT EVER google that on images with safe search switched off) I MEAN IT look what happened to JAmes. and us.
7. the island LESBOS where the locals are lesbians
8. phaggot
9. sperm
10. Peanuts panties

OK JAmes is back with the font commonly known as GEORGIA. I say it is quite educated, innit. Cuppa?

Now see here I have encoded a secret apology note below and it is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to decode it, hence. DECODE at will(y-hahhahhahhah)
PENIS (just for sammie. laugh. embo)

nonono see here JAmes doesnt saye words like that, they are scientific and go in holes.

now here is my messaget:

congratulations YOU DECODED TO MESSAGET! Well done, you have successfully visited embo's blog! a world first, a rare achievement! Now see here embo is a lesbian but she says she isn't but WAIT this was meant to be an apology.

So I shalll apologize in poem.

We are sorry,
sorry,
sorry,
We are sorry,
sorry today.
and dont get hit and die from a lorry. (on the way to simons WHOS HOUSE YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO. CRAP you arent drive-blogreading again are you? you can get JAILED for that. NASTY. )

This marks the end of our apology and now you can forgive us and also give us food in the form of LEBANESE QUICHE.

THankyou and goodnight
-embo
-world class lesbian