DO YOU WANT TO LAUGH?

heyhey i dont know how to add a link to my blog so i am putting the website in this post:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/txt.shtml
this is a MC HILARIOUS internet attraction i swear you should explore it

time out
embo

MESSAGES FULL

wow. this is a momentous occasion. i am writing apost where i was actually HAPPY about making up a title. wow i am in shock. SHOCK. hey did u know shock feels really weird.


righto, anywya, as iv told a few people already , this post is meant to convey the annoyances of having messagsefull. now, its important to be honest, so straight up im goin to tell u that I HATE MESSAGES FULL. its craptacular.

The first thing iv realised is that a very important thing toconsider when buying no wait PURCHASING a mobile phone no wait TELEPHONE ahahhahahah i sound so PONCY!!! is the MEMORY SPACE. if, like me , the memory space on your phone is PUNY!! then ur screwed, and no matter how popular/..... or unpopular u may be, the fact that u can only keep 20 messages at one time is continually haunting you. now, if ur like me, and uve been slagging off about memory space on your phone for a very long time , only ever owning an old nokia and a motorolla, u will be INCREDIBLY PISSED OFF to know that newer nokia fones and other fones these days can hold at least 60 messages.60 yes even more. thats exactly 3 times 20., and hence to rub it in 3 TIMES MORE. which means, that for every 3 times I have to deal with MESSAGES FULL, they will only have to read those 2 dastardly words ONCE!!. the world is so unfair.

anyway i could continue on my spiel about HOW MEESSAGGES FULL SUCKS BALLS but my brain is thinking of other things now, for example SUBWAY and TODAY which will involve a SHINDIG @ andres house followed by another at the pimpin nutmans later on.

okay thats enough from me, i dont want to be known for actually posting more than once a millenium on my old skool20004 blog.

seeyas l8r
EMBO :)

SORRY SHAUN

First of all, in case u guys are deficient in Vitamin "I can read titles", this post is a apology to shaun for not coming on msn yesterday to organise something for today. today is WEDNESDAY, just pointing that out because during the holidays i never remember what day it is. i bet you dont either so dont think less of me. right thats settled. oh and by the way LENT begins today. and if u dont know what that is ask james.

okok, so shaun, i really hope you come online today so u can read this blog which i am wholeheartedly trying to dedicate to YOU. however im not quite sure what to say except that IM Sorry that it looks like today is goin to be boring. unless we organise something. which i am totally keen to do, but because i am a stinge i have not yet sent u a message. yeah thats dumb cos im pretty sure u would know when u got a msg. crap i suck. right still not sure what to say.

ok well today my friend amy is leaving to go to perth. she is goin there to do uni so thats gonna be a long time. NOOOOOOO. thats bad in case u couldnt feel the vibe. yep. so yesterday i was helping amy pack her stuff and she said i could come to the airport with her and i said i would. then i went over to mattys magicalland and didnt get home till way after msn oclock and that is why i didnt get to talk to you shaun. and that is also why we should do something after i have been to the airport. so yeah, other than I'm Sorry, I am a self confessable phone stinge, & lets still do something today , thats about all i can think of to write


seeya later, and shaun msn is calling u.....calling u... it WANTS u. big time.

BORRING

yep u guessed it. I'm bored. no wait, its like this, I"M REALLLY BORED. why else would i overcome the incessant laziness of not posting on my blog. other than the fact that its rare to read it. yeah. okay. so considering the hell-ass boredness of me i so far have no means of inspiration for this post so i doubt it will ever get even remotely funny.

SPEWIN

okay so im racking my brains here in my chair for what to write. if in fact a blog really is an online journal, then maybe, just maybe i will write about what i did today. but like i said. MAYBE dammit. before i do because now maybe has turned into a yes, im just gonna point out how stupid that saying is that i used about "racking" my brains. Firstly, i only have ONE BRAIN. sorry to everyone out there who thought i was multibrained, the truth is im only multi-CELLED. but dont worry, so are you!but SECONDLY, who would take their brain out of their head and rack it. haha racket. okay shit thats going nowhere. right. if anyonw was dumb enough to start reading this thanks, if u wanna know what i did today read on......


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SRRY that was pathetic.

okay so i woke up at like 5 to 8. then nothing much eventful happened except that i did some washing, and then started to freak cos my uniform wasnt getting dry. anyway, i rang mummy to ask her how to use the tumbler dryer...BIG MISTAKE. very embarrasing. (damn i need some emoticons here).!! anyway yeah, shes like hell dumbing it up to me, like GO TO THE LAUNDREY, OPEN THE DOOR....etc and everyone in her office are like cackking themselves. anyway they suck and i dont. yep. so later i walked up to SUBWAY! where i am now training to become a sandwhich artist. and yes i did forget to put the chicken fillet in that dudes chicken fillet.

at the end of my shift i WAS visited by the people who care, MATTY, AMY & LUKEY. yep then they came over. lets not talk about how embarrasing it was that i messed evrything up s soon as they walked through the door! shhhuush
after that they came to my rockin suburbian home and we chilled in front of foxtel digital..YEAH!! then amy and lukey left, and me and matty played mariokart on the 64. then it was doom time when matty went home and i got BORED. yeah i did stuff but it lacked interest and my hands hurt and now people are actually talking to me on the wondrous thingymijiggy called MSN. all go henceforth and msn it up!

thats enough from me, i have a snoop dogg video to plan with the nutman pimp and shaun

until im famous, and maybe a few times before
of ur lucky

EMBO___!!!!!!