Saturday, February 16, 2008

FRESH EM

hello FRIENDS!
as promised to a special few, and to those who for some strange reason have navigated themselves thru the maze of the WORLD WIDE WEB heheheh to get to here, I"M BLOGGING! how cool is dat. yahoo. SO DETTOL, handy stuff! did u know while googling i found a blogger who bloggs of such things. I sit here tonight with pritika and ali at the land of JACOBOB- some are playing pool and some are watching matrix.OH and caitlin has given me the COOOLESSST hair style fit for a princess! so princess i am. I should have become a lady with hamish and andy cool! (that likely makes no sensse to you unless U WERE ttrapped in ur car driving home from the city the other day and listening to that channel at that specific time of the aftermernoon). ok, me rambles are not so fun as they once were! perhaps tis my now mature mind!AAAAARGH scareeeee! well i shall away as we are planning funtimes for tommoro- GOODNIIOIIIGHT all! seeeeeeeeeyyayayya xxxxx emmo

Monday, June 18, 2007

BJAESUS !!!

OK waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahWAHYYgogogoggagagag BA BAM! thankkz. irly need toVENT. as ALAS, i wos unaware exclty how flippin TRICKAY to the izzay it is to BLOG theses days. NO WAIT...to sign in to this even. here i am sitting at the compUter awaitng the sillymc-UNI-mail email to open so ME decides to see about mi blog HAOMIES..from bak in da day, n so ihav a lil read OHMI its interesting and then decide that in the nxt 7minutes b4 SCRUBS strts i shall make a POST seeing as well..NO IDEA OK Just coz. COZ. i can. whoooooooooooooooooooopeeeee and NO asit may appear to u ONLINEfriend. hehehe z IMnot on holidizzles. NOTYET.still alil way2 go...BUT yipppeeedadoo for those of u who are aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah1minute tikl scrubs im so SLOE atthsinow and it makes NO SENSE dus it??????????actualyl thatsckool doi ever. OKAY so one thing that is cool NO i mean WARMright now is ELECTRIC BLANKIES.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmTALISH!!!(totallydelish)and wotis LAMEO rite now is me missing scrubs so TOOOODLES heheh WOODLES POODLES no i hate dogs imuststop eheere now BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE luv embo

Thursday, January 04, 2007

WELCOME TO 2007 haaaaaaaaaaouchies...haomies

HAUOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHY MAMA. so everyone WOOT its a NEEEWyar. hahah can i just say now does anyone knoe wat i mean when i write YAR not YEAR,..its like the little old ladywitha POSHupperclassy type english accent saying yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. HAHHAHAHAfunyto me yeah my great aunt that lived to 100 had ahabit of sayin it dat way.in fact thats almostall i rememba bout her but COOLit still makes me laugh. And PRAPS it wld make YOU larff ahahah laugh is funny spelt LARRRF yeh if u hear me sayit oneday. SOthe YAR 2007sure is rubbing it in my face that its 3YEARS since i startd this BLOGGYMcblog and ivHARDLYposted.nevermind.SOMEpplpost like EVERYmcchicken hehehe sorry EVRYDAY!holy bajooley. i could NEVERdo that. MOVINGON. i shld read other ppls blogs for inspiration. IM NOYt in my usualMOOOOOOOOOOD for blogginbutHEYim trying. TOO LONG. im tired.so pple HOW WS nye? hopeuall celebratedin style and DONTlet january runawayfrom uDO all the thingsuv been meaningtoodo speciallytheNAUGHTYthings.winkidywink. so i nEED to cleanmORE of my MESSi room. ishalAWAY.one dayit will b clean andil have a BEDROOMparty. where evrywehere xceptmy room is outfo BOUNDS. TO ALL of u. MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.. hehehe.
cyar. WAIT
I BOUGHT SINGSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay pppl lets SING xox embo

Monday, December 18, 2006

POST! hurrah

hulloooooooooooooooooooooooo im BACK again on my outdated out of touch out of mind oh my poor little blog. bloggy blog. HOLY HELL i had the LONGEST fry tonite at the beach OH the beach is LOVELY. LOVELY we should all beach it waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more often. specially noite beach. night beach is MUCHLY better due to lack of BOILINGHOT SUN BURNING my albino white skin causing the white to become pink in patches and PAINFUL ALL OVer. not to mention peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeling. i like oranges in summer yum summer fruit yay. so iv gots me a newFONE its shibby allover and PINK. the nice PINK not the sunburnt shoulders pink thaat was aforementioned. HOOE i used a big word. OUT of context. doodley squoodle okay thats all my post is today because A. i dont think anyonme will actaully read this unless i force them with a stick. or at least nasty looks and loud noises. and reason B is im TIRED and have to subbify myspiffyself did i mention i look great in a visor just shimmmeryiswear.yes subbas 2mizzle at the NEWdarlington one and then back intha BWOOD at nizzle.
OUT
mo :)

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO
yep hey HAOMIES...are there any haomies left out thar?
dont worry i wouldnt b surprised HAHHAHA surp SLURRRRRRRRRPY man i loike slurrpy slushies ykno the GInormous ones frm the MAOVIes hahah YUM with evry flaverrrrr. haha can i just say GI-na. hhahah giny.haha whydid i even ask YOUCANT STOP ME ahhah cant touch this doodoodoo doo. doo doo. doo. dammit typingisJUSTNOT the same as singing. SO speaking imean writing of singing WHAT the fuck yeah anyways so ME MIA AND ALI made a VIDEOCLIP! thats rightwer COOL we're gunna b ULTIMATELYfamoushaha ultimate yeah that was the song we did twas MUCH FUN!oh yeah so orignally i was saying i wouldnt b surprised if there are no haomies left or otherwise who read my blog bcos it is so untouchedBUT jafhasjkncvsjkdvnsdbgusdhibidgbTHINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE...dyakno YYYYYYY????? hahah cos i posted and i never post. HA. no actually my blog has been PUTTING OUT lately and i just can;t keep my hands off it anylonger im actually going to PPOST in a more regular fashun. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll that is the plan AND cos it is holidaysTIME FOR MINIMUMCHIPS2.60 hey matty OH BABY thos minimum chips anyways yes so cos its holidays theresa little LESS assignments tingling at the back of mymind.BUT dont worry imnot bored...especioally when theresallsorts of tv shows on likeabout FATTY"s and ohmygod BIGBROTHER get a life if u have to watchsomeoneelses on tv clearlytheres nuthing exciting about urs and u suck like a pony.YES PONIES can suck. ahha slurrrpy!.speaking of ponies thers sum interstingFACTs id likeu to know..DO YOUKNOW how animals DO IT?hahah my lap tops are doing it theres one on top of the other GODDAMMMIT theyr exciting each other like never befopre...i told them to get a room but THEYR laptops, not people hahhaha yaknow that add...they would have fainted at the price, but they were cars, not people. nO SHIT anyway HOW GOOD was PIRATES the 2nd one I loVED it truthfullyiwasnt in the mood to C it but as soon as i DID bOY was i GLAD.:D yahuh.andalso mattand i RE-watched the first onehahah such good"YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES MISS TURNER! YOUR"E in ONE! mwhahahahhahaha.love it.HEY dudes when does BLOGGRSPACE run out?????????????????????????????//does anyone know im not game to find out well i am but NOTIME sorrybut im gonna go EAT din dins in front of one of the many shows about FATTY"S.IN other news I WILL update soon. cyar
embo

Thursday, April 06, 2006

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I'm someone filled with self belief I'm haunted by self doubt
Iv got all the answers I've got nothing figured out
i like to be by myself i hate to be alone

i'm up

and I am
down
I'm a
million contradictions, sometimes i make no sense
sometimes i'm perfect
sometimes i'm a mess
sometimes i don't know who i am


TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT

YOU NEVER CAN
THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I AM

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

wHO'sTHaT GIRL?

whos that girl- where's she from NO she CAN'T be the one that u want
that has STOLEN MY world.
It's NOT real its NOt right
its mY day
its mY NIGhT
byt the way WHOS that girl living my life?

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO living my LLLLLLLLLLliiiiiiiiiiiife.

seems that everything is the same, around me
then i look again and everything has chaaanged.

Now i know that my BlOG is NOTHing bcoz i LACK cooooooooool pictures BUT even still I YES I have decided to POST! WOW omg NEWSFLASH Breep breep flashy flshy NUDE BOOBIIIES>
okie dokie.
so its the 22nd of february and 2day i had my first shift at subway MITCHAM yarrrr all u folks im no longer ur favrite sandwhich artist frm BWOOD ...ITs On mia! lol

bajdsbfoisnwviosnsidvns interruption from the koolhut....
JAmes says:SOPHIE MONK is HOT. and Yesss this is true don't ya wish ya girlfriend WOs HOT LOIKE HERRRRR
anyway
so i sit here topless on this wednesday night making a post on my outdated blog for the first time in about a year,,,thats right TOPLESS hahahhahahhaha just kidding. no really. hahahha IM KIDDING...

so iv recently discovered my ipod! VERY NICE JACKET!!!!!!!hahhaha mia u know wot i mean.
i love how it plugs right into the tape player so i can BLAST HILARY as i hoon around places. and by hoon i mean drive sensibly derrr. hHahahhah PLUG ME SPARKY (thats a s hout out to u Sammie
lol
hahahha
aight well this MIHGT be the start of sumthing new
in other news amy I WILL send u a letter eventually! i swear

keep it real DOODS thats all for now im HEAPS tired and can i just quickly mention
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggh UNI. snjklfnsnvkldvn
luv EMMO